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IT IS FINISHED. Nothin' at all wrong with novellas but Nova's Gone Potty is a novel. Damn it. I'm now writing Strong Blood, revising Thick Lazy Tongue and Mordiscado, putting together a full-length collection of prose poems entitled Rock Bottom Vernacular and writing flash fiction for a collection entitled Cooter Shorts. I am not on drugs. I am on mommy time. I'm trying to use my brain to full advantage in between repeat viewings of my son's Elmo, Barney, Wiggles and Clifford dvds. Oh, I've recently discovered Sponge Bob Square Pants. I'd known of his existence before, of course, but not until recently have I discovered that yes, we really are spiritual kin. When I was wasting hours of my life at MySpazz I would take these ridiculous tests...Which Fruit Are You...Which Orgasm Are You...Which Fart Are You...Which Cartoon Character Are You. And I was always Sponge Bob. Now I know why.

p.s. I highly recommend this poetry collection!!!