Sloppy Mouth
Friday, November 27, 2009
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Grandpa Fred's New Camaro
My dad has a new camaro. I published a book of photographs to celebrate this wondrous miracle.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Bunny Man Described
Hello again. Ya'll. Just tried to revise my description of Bunny Man at lulu. Did not work. Here is the revision:
Kiedis and Velvet Jane go on a road trip. This is like "Wild at Heart" but without David Lynch's (or Barry Gifford's) genius and Laura Dern and Nicolas Cage. In no other book that I know of will you find gigantic tangelos falling from the sky and a trip to a ghost town tourist attraction in the New Mexico desert called Holy City. And Time Melt Valley, Arizona, my gawd...Robert Plant circa 1973 alone at a carnival! And Henry Miller tending bar back at the hotel. What more could you want in a literary excursion? Tawdry sex? Bunny Man has that as well!
I wrote Bunny Man for Eraserhead Press. It was rejected. So I do what I do when I believe in something so much it makes me squirm and giggle and mumble God in Heaven Nothin' in the King James Bible Can Compete With THAT. I published it myself at lulu.com. I am a lulu whore. I am a Facebook whore. I am an eBay whore. I am a blogspot whore. But I am NOT a MySpace whore. Even a rural Texas baby mama has to have SOME standards. Bye.
Kiedis and Velvet Jane go on a road trip. This is like "Wild at Heart" but without David Lynch's (or Barry Gifford's) genius and Laura Dern and Nicolas Cage. In no other book that I know of will you find gigantic tangelos falling from the sky and a trip to a ghost town tourist attraction in the New Mexico desert called Holy City. And Time Melt Valley, Arizona, my gawd...Robert Plant circa 1973 alone at a carnival! And Henry Miller tending bar back at the hotel. What more could you want in a literary excursion? Tawdry sex? Bunny Man has that as well!
I wrote Bunny Man for Eraserhead Press. It was rejected. So I do what I do when I believe in something so much it makes me squirm and giggle and mumble God in Heaven Nothin' in the King James Bible Can Compete With THAT. I published it myself at lulu.com. I am a lulu whore. I am a Facebook whore. I am an eBay whore. I am a blogspot whore. But I am NOT a MySpace whore. Even a rural Texas baby mama has to have SOME standards. Bye.
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